Nadwatgamfig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, tiresome wyrm.

Nadwatgamfig created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadwatgamfig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nadwatgamfig, he will laugh at you.

Nadwatgamfig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nadwatgamfig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Badgers are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Never talk about fire.