Basskingam is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, annoying capybara.

Basskingam created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Basskingam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Basskingam, it will send minions to preach to you.

Basskingam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Basskingam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never paint your hands cyan.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.