Capfobrot Bassxuckflynarlcedlistrowben Stafdamsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, strong warg.

Capfobrot Bassxuckflynarlcedlistrowben Stafdamsaf created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capfobrot Bassxuckflynarlcedlistrowben Stafdamsaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Capfobrot Bassxuckflynarlcedlistrowben Stafdamsaf, it will be very sad.

Capfobrot Bassxuckflynarlcedlistrowben Stafdamsaf's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Capfobrot Bassxuckflynarlcedlistrowben Stafdamsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not take Capfobrot Bassxuckflynarlcedlistrowben Stafdamsaf's name in vain.