Monfosspinjip is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-assured crane.

Monfosspinjip created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Monfosspinjip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Monfosspinjip, it will destroy your home solar system.

Monfosspinjip's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Monfosspinjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Monfosspinjip must be the most important thing in your life.