Gilditjad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, generous wyvern.

Gilditjad created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilditjad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gilditjad, he will strike you with lightening.

Gilditjad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gilditjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Run away if nine hamsters approach from the east.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never eat bark.