Lincanbom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring snake.

Lincanbom created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Lincanbom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lincanbom, it will remove you from existence.

Lincanbom's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Lincanbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Lincanbom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.