Sawortbon Fedgombin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, able mongoose.

Sawortbon Fedgombin created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Sawortbon Fedgombin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sawortbon Fedgombin, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Sawortbon Fedgombin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sawortbon Fedgombin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.