Gumrotfub is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever duck.

Gumrotfub created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gumrotfub, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gumrotfub, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gumrotfub's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gumrotfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not take Gumrotfub's name in vain.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.