Cipsidhad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, compassionate sheep.

Cipsidhad created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipsidhad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cipsidhad, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cipsidhad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cipsidhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Always wear magenta.
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