Fitdonsad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous toad.

Fitdonsad created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitdonsad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fitdonsad, it will turn you into a rock.

Fitdonsad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fitdonsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Hide if seven horses approach from the west.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.