Pibnarfeb is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, prudent
clam.
Pibnarfeb created snails eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pibnarfeb, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Pibnarfeb, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Pibnarfeb's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Pibnarfeb's Holy Commandments1. Never eat garlic.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not speak about beans.