Pibnarfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, prudent clam.

Pibnarfeb created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibnarfeb, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pibnarfeb, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pibnarfeb's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pibnarfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not speak about beans.