Rigwanbin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane finch.

Rigwanbin created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigwanbin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rigwanbin, it will have a low opinion of you.

Rigwanbin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rigwanbin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rigwanbin.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never run in the presence of ducks.

5. You must never eat beans.