Sisvabvanrow is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid alligator.

Sisvabvanrow created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisvabvanrow, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sisvabvanrow, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sisvabvanrow's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sisvabvanrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never feed beans to moths while wearing orange coats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide from indigo dogs for they are unholy.