Camwegveen Nurlimominbellmanbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective warg.

Camwegveen Nurlimominbellmanbonk created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camwegveen Nurlimominbellmanbonk, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Camwegveen Nurlimominbellmanbonk, it will not care.

Camwegveen Nurlimominbellmanbonk's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Camwegveen Nurlimominbellmanbonk's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Camwegveen Nurlimominbellmanbonk must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Worship no other gods but Camwegveen Nurlimominbellmanbonk.