Rutfuddag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking naga.

Rutfuddag created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutfuddag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rutfuddag, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rutfuddag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rutfuddag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never laugh near porpoises.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.