Wikbutbin is a god.
She takes the form of a large, temperamental
mole.
Wikbutbin created viruses seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wikbutbin, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Wikbutbin, she will laugh at you.
Wikbutbin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Wikbutbin's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.
2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Run away if five pigs approach from the south.
4. Always help geese.
5. Never play with disobedient children.