Hanwodpak is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, flying ferret.

Hanwodpak created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanwodpak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hanwodpak, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hanwodpak's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hanwodpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. You must love Hanwodpak.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Never wear corsets.