Quillbogyarl is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, witty
donkey.
Quillbogyarl created Asia eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quillbogyarl, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Quillbogyarl, he will torture you forever.
Quillbogyarl's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Quillbogyarl's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Quillbogyarl's name in vain.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Quillbogyarl loves monkeys, so they must be respected.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.