Flownutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, vain whale.

Flownutt created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flownutt, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flownutt, she will turn you into a rat.

Flownutt's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Flownutt's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. You must love Flownutt.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.