Gantitmab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty meerkat.

Gantitmab created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gantitmab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gantitmab, she will ignore you.

Gantitmab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gantitmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gantitmab on top of all buildings.