Vegkonnil is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, merciful mink.

Vegkonnil created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vegkonnil, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vegkonnil, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vegkonnil's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Vegkonnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never sit near pigs.

3. You must love Vegkonnil.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Respect your elders.