Sognibvad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unfair meerkat.

Sognibvad created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sognibvad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sognibvad, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sognibvad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sognibvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Erect five titanium sculptures of Sognibvad on top of important buildings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.