Fagshavcet is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast shark.

Fagshavcet created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagshavcet, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fagshavcet, it will turn you into a snail.

Fagshavcet's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fagshavcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.