Popdogfar is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered sheep.

Popdogfar created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popdogfar, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Popdogfar, she will torture you forever.

Popdogfar's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Popdogfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not commit murder.