Nibkinmig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy fox.

Nibkinmig created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nibkinmig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nibkinmig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nibkinmig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nibkinmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never write about gravity.