Hubmifteen Kemnurwik Genweeduss is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless skunk.

Hubmifteen Kemnurwik Genweeduss created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hubmifteen Kemnurwik Genweeduss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hubmifteen Kemnurwik Genweeduss, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Hubmifteen Kemnurwik Genweeduss' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hubmifteen Kemnurwik Genweeduss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.