Gunwabhon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest spider.

Gunwabhon created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunwabhon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gunwabhon, it will turn you into a mole.

Gunwabhon's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gunwabhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.