Sogsis is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical butterfly.

Sogsis created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogsis, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sogsis, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Sogsis' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Sogsis' Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Do not eat spinach.