Flytensab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, compassionate raccoon.

Flytensab created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flytensab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flytensab, it will turn you into a dog.

Flytensab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Flytensab's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near otters.

2. Run away from blue manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not dye your hair red.