Fatstigdut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, cheerful human.

Fatstigdut created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatstigdut, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fatstigdut, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fatstigdut's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fatstigdut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fatstigdut.