Flandubrat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective donkey.

Flandubrat created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flandubrat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flandubrat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flandubrat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flandubrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Do not eat lentils.