Nuttvogcadlithot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient shark.

Nuttvogcadlithot created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttvogcadlithot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nuttvogcadlithot, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nuttvogcadlithot's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nuttvogcadlithot's Holy Commandments

1. Nuttvogcadlithot loves geese, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed limes to nematodes while wearing indigo kilts.

5. You must love Nuttvogcadlithot.