Bidranbop Midbatster is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent dragon.

Bidranbop Midbatster created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidranbop Midbatster, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bidranbop Midbatster, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bidranbop Midbatster's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bidranbop Midbatster's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Erect eight gold sculptures of Bidranbop Midbatster on top of important buildings.

5. Never feed melons to voles while wearing green corsets.