Liblibarn is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, omniscient raven.

Liblibarn created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Liblibarn, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Liblibarn, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Liblibarn's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Liblibarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Hide if three turtles approach from the west.