Quaflenxen is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing badger.

Quaflenxen created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Quaflenxen, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quaflenxen, it will make you grow a tail.

Quaflenxen's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Quaflenxen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Retreat if six doves approach from the east.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.