Lidkab Artfargem Spaglentetti is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy camel.

Lidkab Artfargem Spaglentetti created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidkab Artfargem Spaglentetti, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lidkab Artfargem Spaglentetti, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Lidkab Artfargem Spaglentetti's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Lidkab Artfargem Spaglentetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Lidkab Artfargem Spaglentetti.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.