Habcipbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident centaur.

Habcipbiss created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Habcipbiss, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Habcipbiss, it will be very unhappy.

Habcipbiss' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Habcipbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Habcipbiss' priests.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not hurt bats.

4. Worship no other gods but Habcipbiss.

5. Never talk about aardvarks.