Wabbosslist is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring parrot.

Wabbosslist created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Wabbosslist, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wabbosslist, she will turn you into a frog.

Wabbosslist's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Wabbosslist's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always obey Wabbosslist's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.