Cembogflan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, confident coyote.

Cembogflan created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Cembogflan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cembogflan, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cembogflan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cembogflan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six sharks approach from the south.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cembogflan.

3. Cembogflan loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not commit murder.