Sterquatyart is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent raven.

Sterquatyart created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterquatyart, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sterquatyart, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sterquatyart's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sterquatyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.