Cingilcat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, quiet meerkat.

Cingilcat created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cingilcat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cingilcat, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cingilcat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cingilcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Run away if four ants approach from the west.

3. Never wear turquoise shorts.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.