Ratbam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable yak.

Ratbam created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratbam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ratbam, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ratbam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Ratbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never feed lemons to goats while wearing violet shorts.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.