Queegdodlenstigvilzodfligmet is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy shrew.

Queegdodlenstigvilzodfligmet created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegdodlenstigvilzodfligmet, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Queegdodlenstigvilzodfligmet, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Queegdodlenstigvilzodfligmet's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Queegdodlenstigvilzodfligmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. You must love Queegdodlenstigvilzodfligmet.