Cissgessleg is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, all-knowing wombat.

Cissgessleg created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissgessleg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cissgessleg, he will manifest in front of you.

Cissgessleg's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cissgessleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.