Appagxen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, egotistical horse.

Appagxen created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Appagxen, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Appagxen, it will destroy your home planet.

Appagxen's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Appagxen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never jump near squirrels.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Appagxen.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Do not shave your chest.