Hadomtarf is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, wise bat.

Hadomtarf created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadomtarf, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hadomtarf, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Hadomtarf's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hadomtarf's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Hide from purple tapirs for they are unholy.