Citsakhen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic bee.

Citsakhen created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citsakhen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Citsakhen, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Citsakhen's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Citsakhen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Citsakhen.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.