Likditneg Tonhablimcet Tinnulbom is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, witty hydra.

Likditneg Tonhablimcet Tinnulbom created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likditneg Tonhablimcet Tinnulbom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Likditneg Tonhablimcet Tinnulbom, it will make you grow a tail.

Likditneg Tonhablimcet Tinnulbom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Likditneg Tonhablimcet Tinnulbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not hurt dogs.