Tingethig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, resourceful whale.

Tingethig created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tingethig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tingethig, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tingethig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tingethig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not take Tingethig's name in vain.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.