Nartxuckhot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable bird.

Nartxuckhot created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartxuckhot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nartxuckhot, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nartxuckhot's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nartxuckhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide from black eagles for they are unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nartxuckhot.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.